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100 Funniest Loona Zosintha

Facebook owerenga nthawizonse kuyang'ana oseketsa ndi oseketsa udindo mauthenga kusintha kuti zokambirana zawo mbiri ndi wokongola. Apa ndi mndandanda wa pamwamba 100 funniest Facebook udindo zosintha anaika mwa owerenga apadziko lonse kupeza ngati / ndemanga mkuntho zoononga awo mbiri. Mafunso amenewa analemba yochokera avareji ya amakonda / ndemanga pa udindo pomwe.

1. Bola yokoka umalakalaka ine.

2. Ine kuonera Titanic: mwinamwake izi anagunda madzi oundana nthawi ino.

3. wanga wodwala matenda a shuga bwenzi anafa tulo take. Ine ndinayiwala ndikukhumba iye '' maloto abwino. ''

4. Aliyense wa pakati dzina ayenera, kwambiri ... kuyesera izo. Kodi inuyo waukulu?

5. Kuti zovuta nthawi imene wakuda mwana atakuuzani pochitika khungu akuda crayon.

6. Kodi munayamba pagalasi ndipo basi kumawononga Tsiku lonse?

7. Wokondedwa Yesu, ine angakwanitse vinyo. Nanga inu kuyamba anasandutsa madzi kukhala mpweya?

8. Ngati ndinu mkulu ndipo zimatengera oposa 20 masekondi vula jinzi chifukwa zolimba ... ndinu gay mu!

9. Ine amayesetsa kuti scavenge ena zipangizo mabatire, pamaso ndipita kunja kugula atsopano.

10. Mayi: Lanu lalikulu azakhali basi zapita. SEKANI

Ine: N'chifukwa chiyani oseketsa?

Mayi: Si oseketsa mukutanthauza chiyani?

Ine: Mayi lol kumatanthauza kuseka mokweza!

Mayi: O ubwino wanga! Ndinamutuma kuti aliyense ine ndinaganiza izo zimatanthauza zambiri chikondi. Ine ndiyenera kumutcha aliyense kumbuyo o Mulungu.

11. Atsikana adzakhala 30 unread malemba ndipo komabe nsanamira "Palibe kulankhula"

12. Pamene chibwenzi changa nkhondo, ine kumangitsa pamwamba aliyense mtsuko ndi botolo m'nyumba. Momwemo ndinganene "O eya, muyenera ine tsopano, ha?"

13. Ine ndikufuna kupanga Facebook chifukwa ndi dzina adzakhala palibe kotero ndikaona wopusa zopanda pake anthu aika, ine ndimakonda izo. Ndipo adzanena Palibe logo.

14. ine mwina adadzonga olimba chaka cha moyo wanga kuyang'anizana mu furiji.

15. * Anaphonya kuitana *

* Aitana mmbuyo *

* No yankho *

Chani? Kodi inu kufa mkati 3 masekondi?

16. wanga chibwenzi akuganiza kuti ine ndine stalker ... Chabwino, iye sali ndendende bwenzi langa panobe.

17. O, inu mukhoza dzina chirichonse kumwa usiku watha? Inu munali mwachionekere kotero ataledzera.

18. Kukhala ndi mnzanu pa Facebook ndi kudandaula zomwe aika ali ngati kuimbira ndi kuwauza ine sindikufuna kuti ndiyankhule kwa inu.

19. Malo wodzaza anthu inu simukudziwa. Inu amanamizira mameseji.

20. anzanu: ndimadana pamene anthu osokoneza awo zala.

Ine: mng'alu * * mng'alu * chiyani? * osokoneza * * osokoneza * chisoni ine sindinamve inu.

21. Ndikufuna kuthokoza manja anga, kwa nthawizonse kukhala ndi mbali. Miyendo yanga, pakuti nthawizonse akundithandiza ndi zala zanga ... chifukwa ine nthawi zonse tizidalira iwo.

22. Ndimakonda kuchita wopusa zinthu pagulu osati kupereka ndichiyani chifukwa ine ndiri ndi abwenzi anga opambana.

23. ine sindingakhoze kulingalira ngati moyo akudutsa ine kapena kuyesera kuti athawe ine.

24. * amatsala pakhomo *

Ine ndiyenera chitatuluka.

* wake umachoka *

Ine ndiyenera anakhala kunyumba.

25. ndimadana ndi ine kugona pa tsiku langa n'kumakachita ngakhale nthawi yochepa kuchita kanthu.

26. Ngati inu mundiuze ine kuti inu muti kugona ndipo ine ndikuwona inu Mphindi 10 Patapita pa Facebook, ine ndamva kwathunthu.

27. ndimadana pamene ine ndikudya phala ija ndi wotsiriza 5 zidutswa ali ngati '' Inu sizingagwire ine! ''

28. ine sakudziwa nkomwe 75% ya anthu Ndine mabwenzi ndi on Facebook. Nanga n'chifukwa chiyani ndimadziwa kukhumudwa pamene ine ndiwona kuti mnzanga achiyesa watsikira ndi mmodzi?

29. KODI kumwa tiyi

1. tiyi

2. SIP tiyi

3. kumwa tiyi kotentha

4. Adziwitseni tiyi ozizira

5. Iwalani muli ndi tiyi

30. Kuti zovuta mphindi pamene munthu wina "moni" ndipo munena "uthenga zikomo"

31. ine si nthawi zonse kuchita zonse wagula pa mkono umodzi, koma pamene ine ndichita ... makiyi anga ndife olakwa m'thumba.

32. Kuti zovuta mphindi pamene inu kuona nokha pa windo la galimoto lina ndi kuzindikira alipo wina mkati.

33. * wotopetsa * * Mbaenda khitchini * * Chitsegula furiji * * amaona mumtima * * wachoka chopanda chimanjamanja *

34. Musadandaule ukalamba, Sichikhala kuti yaitali.

35. Student: Kodi munthu mu vuto chinachake iwo sanachite?

Mphunzitsi: Ayi.

Student: Good, ine sindinachite wanga homuweki.

36. Njira yabwino kukangamira pa wina ndi kuchita izo pakati anu chiweruzo. Choncho iwo tangoganizani zawonongeka utumiki.

37. Back mu tsiku langa, tinali kukumbukira manambala a foni ndi anthu malangizo ndipo musakhale ine ndinayamba pa zinyamazi.

38. Ndikukumbukira pamene wanga wakale Nokia foni anati ndinali otsika batire zinatanthauza kuti ndinali 2 masiku kupeza naupereka.

39. adzapereke foni yanu 5 Mphindi musanachoke, chifukwa inu mukuganiza izo kusintha.

40. Ine, Ine ndine njala.

Furiji: Ine sindikusamala.

Nduna: lol osayang'ana ine.

Mufiriji: Lmao mungakonde ayezi?

41. ndinaitana bwana wanga mmawa uno ndipo anati, "Ine sati akubwera lero, galimoto Sikuyaka"

"Nanga bwanji basi?" Iye anafunsa.

Ine ndinati, "Ine ndiribe basi."

42. ine ndikukaikira ngati agalu akhoza kulankhula, mawu oyamba kukamwa kwawo adzakhala "inu adza kudya?"

43. Pamene anzanu akukupemphani kupita ndi iwo, inu mukudziwa inu simudzamva, koma iwe kuchita chidwi mulimonse.

44. * pamene ine ndi makolo anga *

ine: Kodi ine ndikhale mu galimoto.

45. ndatopa wa kuthamangitsa anga maloto, ine ndikungopita kuwafunsa kumene iwo akupita kukakumana iwo apo kenako.

46. ​​ine sindikudziwa chifukwa chake inenso pulasitiki thumba kunyumba utumiki wa mapepala apulasitiki.

47. Ndili ndi zoipa chizolowezi cha mutu osati poyankha.

48. Sitikudziwa mabwenzi panonso, ife basi kuwonjezera iwo!

49. I ntchito tsiku lililonse ndichita 1 KUKHALA-uliwonse mmawa ndikadzuka.

50. Facebook nkhani anga aakulu nkhani. The oseketsa mmodzi wanga banki!

51. Kucheza kwiyitsa kwa $ 2 ATM amalipiritsa ndiye kuwomba $ 300 mowa.

52. Mayi: N'chifukwa chiyani chipinda chanu kotero chosokonekera?

Ine: Choncho ngati munthu kundipha usiku iwo apite chinachake ndi kufa.

53. sindikumvetsa anthu amene alibe Facebook. Kupeza moyo OMG!

54. Makolo amathera mbali yoyamba ya moyo wathu kutiphunzitsa kuyenda ndi kuyankhula, ndi zina zonse za izo kutiuza pansi ndi wotsekedwa.

55. O, dzuwa kunja. Ine bwino kusintha wanga Facebook udindo onse a anzanga amene alibe mawindo.

56. Wokondedwa Google, mungatani basi ndiroleni ine kulemba chilango changa musanayambe kuyerekeza.

57. Mphunzitsi: Ndi bwino ndithu kuposa kuonera!

Ine: haha ​​ayi. Ndi bwino kuonera kuposa kubwereza.

58. anzanu: Ndingatani kukhala woonamtima ndi inu?

Ine: No chonde kunama kwa ine.

59. ine kokha kupita pa Intaneti kamodzi kwa pafupifupi maola 24.

60. ine ndikukhumba wanga galasi ndi kamera ankasonkhana mfundo za gehena ine zimaoneka.

61. wanga foni ali ngati wanga wokonda .... Ndi chinthu chotsiriza Ndikuona usiku, ndipo chinthu choyamba chimene ine Ukadzuka m'mawa uliwonse.

62. ndinali misala. Ndiye inu anandifunsa 10 nthawi ngati ine anali wamisala. Tsopano inu pissed ine ndipo ine misala.

63. A mkazi ali ngati dzanja grenade. Chotsani mphete, ndi nyumba yanu wapita.

64. wanga foni ya '' otsika batire '' chenjezo yekha chenjezo ine mopepuka.

65. Kuti zovuta nthawi imene ndinu pafupi kunena chinachake kwenikweni wochenjera ndi wina amasintha nkhani ... Zoipa Chitsiru.

66. ine ndikhala yobereka kwambiri lero! Pambuyo ine ataona wanga wabwino chakudya.

67. LG wabweretsa izi latsopano refrigerators ndi Wi-Fi. WTF? Eya Mofanana wanga mkaka ndi mazira ndikufuna kuonera YouTube mavidiyo.

68. Ndinakhala 2 years mu mankhwala anga Phil Collins bongo koma ine ndinachita izo. Anthu ambiri ayesetsa kuwawononga! Basi tione ine tsopano!

69. Anthu padziko lonse wapita aulesi, ine ndikutsimikiza World nkhondo 3 idzachitikira Intaneti!

70. ine ndikudabwa ngati Odala Birthday akufuna ine atumize anga Facebook mabwenzi zinatanthauza chomwecho kwa iwo ngati iwo ankadziwa kuti ine ndinali nditakhala pa chimbudzi.

71. Musaganize apadera ngati ine mameseji inu mmbuyo mkati 2 Mphindi, foni yanga nthawi zonse m'dzanja langa.

72. ankati kulanda banki lero koma cholembera anamangiriridwa kwa desiki.

73. maganizo anga pamaso bedi kawirikawiri amakhala, nthawi ine ndidzachita kugona? Kodi ine kuvala mawa? Kodi khofi ndiyenera kulamula?

74. Pamene ine kupeza mutu ine awiri mapiritsi a aspirin ndi kupeweratu ana ngati botolo limanena.

75. Ndinasangalala kufikira farted natembenukira nyimbo ngati izo zikanati kuphimba kununkhiza.

76. ine T kaya zala zanga kusiya, Sindidzaipsa kupanga maulendo awiri kuchita mu 70 matumba a katundu!

77. Kubweretsa wanu Pet kwa galasi ndi kukhala monga "Ndi inu."

78. Nthawizina ine ndikukhumba galu wanga amakhoza kuyankhula, koma ine ndikukumbukira zonse wopenga zoyipa iye anaona ine kuchita.

79. Pamene inu kuchita zozizwitsa selfie inu basi ndikuganiza, eya kuti adzakhala wanga watsopano mbiri chithunzi.

80. Chifukwa chake ine konse tiyeni bwenzi langa kukhudza foni yanga. Ine alibe chibwenzi.

81. ine kwathunthu kumvetsa mmene mabatire amaona chifukwa ine nthawi zambiri m'gulu zinthu mwina.

82. Iwo amati "osamwa ndi galimoto". Chabwino .... dzulo ndinali kumwa madzi bokosi pamene akwera wanga tricycle. Eya. Ndine badass.

83. Ine pamene amzanga ali achisoni: 268 mauthenga malangizo nuwawuze wangwiro iwo ali. Ndiye pamene Ndine wachisoni: O, chisoni.

84. ambiri a munthu thupi mokwanira mafupa kuti apange wonse wa anthu mafupa.

85. ndinapulumuka zaka 15 popanda pa Intaneti koma tsopano ndi zovuta kupulumuka 15 masekondi akhadikhira patsamba kutsegula.

86. Ine: * amaona zimakhalapo pa foni yanga *

Ine: mwinamwake ine ndikhoza zikande ndi zimakhalapo kunja.

87. Ngati ine konse anaphedwa, Sindikukayikira wanga choko autilaini anaphatikizapo foni yanga mu dzanja langa.

88. Phesi anthu pa Facebook, fufuzani chidwi, ndipo kenako amanena kuti anabwera wanu newsfeed.

89. Pamene ine ndikafika kunyumba kuchokera kusukulu, chinthu choyamba Ndimayang'ana ndi chakudya.

90. Ngati Ine ndinali ndi dola iliyonse zoimbaimba Ine sindingakhoze kupita kwa Ine N'kutheka kupita ku zoimbaimba.

91. Pamene chipinda mdima ndi kuunika kwenikweni kutali, ine kutseka maso anga kuona njira yanga nyale.

92. Pamene ine kutsegula buledi ine nthawizonse mwadya woyamba kagawo chifukwa choncho yonyansa.

93. Musayembekezere ine kuti ndinene "akudalitseni inu" lanu 5 kuyetsemula. Anu zoyipa pamodzi.

94. ndinasiya laputopu pansi. Mayi anga anabwera kudzacheza ndi kuti anali lonse.

POMALIZA mayi akulemera $ 1450 osauka laputopu

95. ine ndikuganiza wanga iPhone wasweka, ine mbamuikha kunyumba batani ndipo ine ndikadali kusukulu.

96. wanga chipinda wokongola kwambiri amaimira moyo wanga, nyansi.

97. dazi anthu sayenera kuvala Polo khosi jumpers. Iwo basi kukathera kuyang'ana ngati mpukutu pa perefyumu.

98. Mphunzitsi: "Ine ndinapha munthu" kutembenuza Chiweruziro ku tsogolo mantha.

Ine: The m'tsogolo pano ali "Inu kupita kundende".

99. Ngati ine ndinayamba kumangidwa ndikupita kupempha udindo pomwe m'malo foni.

100. Ine ndikuganiza ine ndi vuto. Mmawa uno ine ndinali kuwerenga nyuzipepala ndinadzipeza ndekha kulindira 'ngati' batani.

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