Zoyipa Moms Nena
Dziwani izi, wathu kickass mayi kunena zambiri zoyipa, ngakhale kuti iwo alibe kuzindikira izo pa nthawi! Tonsefe tinali mosakayikira pang'ono assholes pamene tidali ana kotero n'zosadabwitsa kuti lodabwitsa ndi zodabwitsa anatuluka mwawo kuti tizikumbukira kwa zaka zambiri. Ndi bwino, tikadzakhala makolo, tinganene iwo tokha. Shock mantha ... ife kuwasandutsa makolo athu ngakhale kuti anati ife ayi! Izo basi akubwera n'kumatulutsa ndi tili ndi nthawi imene ife tikuzindikira kuti tiri inasanduka wathu mayi. Koma Hei si chinthu choipa! Pamene tikukula tingaphunzire kuzindikira kwenikweni mmene zozizwitsa wathu Moms anali, ndipo onse iwo ankachita kutipatsa chikondi chopanda malire ndipo anayesa kutitsogolera pa njira yoyenera. Inde, iwo anali ndi zozizwitsa mpaka pano. Pokumbukira zimene iwo anati, tingathe tsopano kuyamikira iwo, ndi kuwatenga ena ofunda ndi chachilengulengu maganizo za iwo. Iwo ali ozizira!
Ponyani diso lako pa zina mwa lililonse MOMoments mwakhala nazo ndi kuona mmene ambiri mwandimva 1,000 nthawi ngakhalenso anati nokha. Inu mukudziwa muli palibe ntchito atakana, ngati ndithudi inu ndinu kholo. Ngati ayi, basi tingodikira iwo wakumenya iwe pakati pomwe pamaso pamaso inu nkomwe izo.
Apa iwo akubwera ...
"Nthawi zonse kuvala kabudula oyera ngati inu mudzalowa mu ngozi."
Ngati ndingamve kwenikweni zisathe woyera kabudula wa mkati? Chabwino mwinamwake ine ndikulingalira.
"Zoterozo! Kodi inu chidwa? Sindinagwidwepo tinamubowa pa msinkhu wanu.
"Eya pomwe mayi, inu munali konse, konse wotopetsa? Ine sindikuganiza chomwecho!
"Musati kuwoloka maso anu kapena iwo amaundana mwanjira imeneyo."
Kwenikweni? Amene ati amaundana iwo?
"Usatchere mphuno pagulu."
Chabwino osati pagulu, koma kunyumba zabwino.
"Musati kukhala kwambiri TV; izo kuwononga maso anu.
"Kotero kodi aliyense ali ndi diso mavuto?
"Sindinkakwanitsa anayankhula kwa mayi anga monga choncho!"
O ine ndikudziwa inu munatero, ndinamva izo amayi anu!
"Ine nthawizonse ndimakukonda - ziribe kanthu chiyani."
Chabwino chimene ozizira chimodzi, ife monga choncho, koma mwinamwake ine ndikhoza kukankhira pang'ono kovuta!
"Muzivala jumper, kukuzizira ndipo ine sindikufuna inu kudwala."
Koma Mayi, ine sindiri ozizira, kotero kodi ine kuvala jumper.
"Pamene inu ndi ana anu inu mumvetse."
Kwenikweni inde, woona!
"Inu nthawizonse adzakhala mwana wanga."
Chabwino ozizira maganizo, koma ine mozama osati mwana panonso. Chabwino mwinamwake inu mukulondola, ndayamba kumvetsa.
"Kodi mbali NO musati inu mukumvetsa?"
Chabwino, ine ndikumvera izo, koma ine sindiri zonse kuti ankakonda kumvetsera kwa izo pakali pano, ndipo ine nditenga kuti ngati inde zikomo!
"Pamene ndinali msinkhu wanu, ndinali kuyenda makilomita khumi mwa chisanu, phiri, ndekha, kupita kusukulu."
A tingachipeze powerenga, koma sakudziwa Ine kugula ichi!
"Leka ine ndibwere uko."
Ndikudziwa kuti si monga inu safuna kwenikweni kudzuka ndi kubwera kuno.
"Chifukwa ndanena ndi ineyo."
Chabwino, ine ndikudziwa inu simungakhoze kuganiza za pazifukwa zina.
"Leka ine ndiyatse galimoto iyi pozungulira!"
Ine ndikudziwa inu kwathunthu bluffing, ngati timachita ife tiribe wagula, Matewera kapena vinyo! Wine zabwino. Koma ine ndikudziwa inu poganiza kuti ine angagwe chifukwa ndi ine nditenga azichitira pa golosale mulimonse.
"Ine ndikupita kuwerenga atatu ndiyeno inu kukhala mu mphasa yako."
Ine ndikudziwa inu kuwerenga kwenikweni, kwenikweni pang'onopang'ono ndipo mwina kutaya mu ochepa Magawo mmenemo kwambiri, koma inu muli kanthu wanu zida pambuyo kuti.
"Inu ndinu ndimaikonda mwana."
Chabwino ine ndikuyembekeza kotero, pamene ine ndiri anu okha mwana mayi!
"Ndimakukonda kwa yemwe inu muli pompano, osati kwa amene mudzakhala."
Aha, ndicho kwenikweni ozizira Mayi, zikomo!
"Ine sindikanati ndigulitse inu kwa wina aliyense mu dziko lino."
Ofunda ndi chachilengulengu kumverera maso, mwina kuichotsa mwina kuphuka kwa diso langa kwambiri!
"Palibe mungakonde chiyani kuti mumandikonda zochepa."
Gosh, ndizo zabwino. Best ndimaonera zimene ndimachita. O mawu anga ndinapatsa munthu zoyipa tsiku lina, ndikuyembekeza iye si tikupeza, koma iye amandikonda mulimonse.
"Pasanathe kulankhula. More kudya. "
Ikani gif PANO OF kudya bwino
Ine ndikudziwa inu mukufuna ine kuti asiye kusewera ndi chakudya changa ndi kudya basi. Ine ndikuganiza inu mukufuna ine kuti akhale athanzi, pomwe?
"Nthawi zonse muzikumbukira wanu kumasangalatsa ndiponso zikomo ali."
Classic limodzi kachiwiri. Ine ndiyesera kukhala aulemu, koma nthawizina ine sindingathe kudziletsa izo.
"Lekani kuthamanga inu atagundidwa."
No sindidzamwanso ine ndikudziwa zomwe ine ndikuchita. Ngozi ... ummm, zabwino munali kulondola!
"Musati zikumenyetsedwa chitseko. Winawake kutaya chala.
"Koma ine anakwiya ine ndikufuna kuti zikumenyetsedwa chitseko. Ouch chala changa kwenikweni chimapwetekanso izo anachita kupeza pokha munakhala mmenemo. Argh, iye kulondola!
"Ine ndinaganiza tsitsi lanu anayang'ana wokondeka momwe inu anali izo kale."
Chabwino ine ndimakonda izo zonse amasiya. Chabwino mwina, ndiyambire ndi pagalasi. Pomwe kachiwiri, iwo sali kuyang'ana kotentha.
"Ife ankadzifunsa ngati inu munabwera kwa ife Khirisimasi."
Ine kwenikweni ndekha chinthu ichi Christmas, kodi ndili ndi kuchita. Ine ndikutsimikiza iye zikhala zabwino. Chabwino mwina, iye amandikonda ndipo akungofuna kuti mukacheze ndi ine!
Choncho, iwo amanena zambiri zoyipa, ndi chimene mayi chiyani, izo ziri mu mafupa awo ndipo adzakhala m'mafupa kwambiri! Iwo opusa pa nthawi kumene, tinali pang'ono shits pamene tinali kukula ndi kupanduka anali kupita. Koma tsopano ife tikudziwa ...
Kungakhale wokongola ozizira kuti akathyole izi mphindi, kuti muthe kuseka kwanu abulu kuchokera kwa zaka zambiri. Penyani amayi mu kuchitapo, ndi nzeru, kapena ndithu nzeru, tiyeni basi kuwatcha 'momisms'.
Pali njira, mozama chidwi njira zimenezi, ndi kupereka mayi anu cha Mayi tsiku mphatso imene iye sindidzaiwala, ndipo ngakhale inu. Akathyole Mawu amenewa ndi kulenga kickass kukumbukira banki kukumbutsa wake wopanda kumuopseza ndi opusa zinthu, ndipo mochitika zozizwitsa zimene iye anati kwambiri. Iye kukonda ndiponso mwina akunena iwo, kungoti atikhumudwitsa inu.
Choncho, kanema adzakhala wamkulu kulondola? Koma ife onse anamva malonjezo, malonjezo a zosavuta mapulogalamu, kupeza tokha akugwera tsitsi lathu ndi wokonzeka kutaya kompyuta pawindo. Ngati inu tikuyamba ulendo wopita chitseko, anabwerera, ife tiri uthenga wabwino kwa inu. Moona mtima, alikodi kanema mapulogalamu kunja uko kuti adzakhala ndi mukugwiritsa kanema mu mphepo ndi kundisisita nokha pa nsana wanu kwambiri ntchito. Mwina kusankha inu chatsopano ntchito, ndi zophweka!
Takulandirani Wondershare Filmora, chophweka kanema kusintha mapulogalamu kumeneko. No zowona. Inu kwenikweni kugwiritsa TV mungakonde ku mavidiyo zotchezera ndi china chirichonse pakati kuti lookg ngati ovomereza. Tangoganizani mayi anu nkhope ngati iwe wake ndi Tsiku la Anakubala mphatso zimene kumugwetsa iye masokosi kutali. Inu mudzakhala mu uthenga mabuku motsimikiza.
Choncho chifukwa chani kuli kwapadera? Chabwino izo ndi zophweka, Choyamba ndi Chachiwiri mukhoza wokongola kwambiri chilichonse chimene mukufuna pa nkhani ya mphindi, kutenga wapamwamba ozizira ovomereza kuyang'ana filimu. Dulani, Sinthani, kuphatikiza, chepetsa, kuwonjezera nyimbo (Kuyang'ana nyimbo nyimbo amayi ako tsiku kanema? Onani athu pamwamba khumi nyimbo mayi uyu Tsiku la Anakubala pano.), Kuwonjezera anthu mayi zolemba, ntchito yapadera zotsatira ndi zambiri kwa mtima wanu wa okhutira . Inu anazolowera.
Palinso ena zozizwitsa kusintha mbali, amene inu kuyabwa kuyesa. Ndi kupita pa utithandize, mfundo ndi ena patsogolo options amene adzakhala ndi inu yophatikiza tatifupi, music, m'kabuku wapadera zotsatira ndi zambiri mu jiffy.
Ndikufuna kuonjezera zowawa za Hollywood? Chabwino inu mwafika malo oyenera ... inu kwenikweni litenge ndi kusiya wanu wapamwamba kwa lakutsogolo ndi kuwonjezera zotsatira mwa kwenikweni akuponya iwo pamwamba pa wapamwamba.
Ndi yosavuta wapamwamba, koma ngati inu simunayambe anakumana aliwonse kanema kusintha mapulogalamu, ndiye wathu zozizwitsa mphamvu mfiti zonse kugwila nchito mwakhama kwa inu. Ndi anzeru ndiponso yosavuta ndipo mukhoza kusankha mitu yosiyanasiyana ndi kulenga matsenga! Inde, mfiti ndi zamatsenga wokhalapo.
Kotero tsopano muli video, kodi yotsatira? Chabwino mungachite chirichonse chimene inu mukufuna ndi izo ndithu moona ... kweza izo yomweyo kuti Facebook, Vimeo kapena YouTube, kutentha kwa DVD kapena kuuza aliyense wotchuka foni. Opaka manja anu, ntchito!
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